Saturday, May 16, 2009

we are a kitten sittin












Aunty Kris hauled Mummy out of her house to meet the kitten fosterer for the cats protection league and guess what mummy came home with for a few weeks
yes, you have guessed,it............
As you can see she really really hates being kitten sitten by us





Saturday, March 28, 2009

To Anonymous...................

Anonymous said...
Actually the NZ police do take spousal abuse seriously. If they choose not to convict somebody it is usually becuase they have a VERY good reason not to. In fact it seems to get more attention here than other crimes as it is popular in the media and easy to draw sympathy to. But surely Ms.blog owner knows that already ;)


Anonymous, you may be right but my ex husband was charged but got away with it because he is such a good liar and the police said as no one saw him do it there was not enough evidence to take it to trial, they have apologised to me since i last wrote that they could not do more to help me or to get him a conviction, but he managed to buy his way out of a conviction by making a donation to the womens refuge aided by his lawyer girlfriend and her friend another lawyer but maybe it's my fault for running away and not staying there and letting him kick me down the steps as he was trying to do.
Maybe one day you will be in my position where you have been with your husband for 12 years and you loved your husband so much that you give up your career to make his business work, put a huge deposit on your home so he didn't have to so his ex and son didn't have to buy him out, trust him with your life and work and work and work and one day he rings you up and says he not coming home as he is having an affair with one of his friends girlfriend, then he'll spend a year saying he loves you , then going back to her, then me....you know, really really nasty head games, and you will be hurting inside so much you can hardly bear the thought of carrying on living and she will be a lawyer that used to work for the courts here and knows nearly every lawyer and policeman in town and your husband will laugh at you saying 'don't even try to get what is yours because she will get you and is determined to do anything to stop me seeing you' and she will do all the paperwork and see his lawyer to make you lose your share of the business that you worked so hard to stop from going into bankruptcy and your job, your savings, your daughter is going to lose her home, her inheritance and has lost her stepfather she loved, and in desperation when you are on your hands and knees begging your husband not to take the only thing you have left, your home, he will do this to you ...........then maybe you will be qualified to make coments on whether or not the NZ police and courts take spousal abuse seriously.
Unless you are someone like my ex's girlfriend and you will be sweet ;)

To every one else, thank you so much, my ex has made my life a living hell and when it gets to much it helps so much to be able to write on here

Sunday, March 01, 2009

just suck it up ladies (if you are in New Zealand)



If you are in NZ and your x punches you to the floor and kicks you in the face as you are trying to get up DON'T bother going to the New Zealand police as they think it is okay to do the above and leave bruises like the photo above , then when your x says you did it yourself DON'T bother about telling the truth because all the police will do is downgrade his charges and he gets discharged without conviction.................

excuse my bitterness

and yes, the police have seen these injuries (and took photo's) plus the 46 briuses he left up one arm and the handprint on the other, the bruises on my back and stomach, the lumps on the back of my head where he kicked me in the back of the head while I was crawling away and seen the scans and xrays done on my shoulder showing the torn tendon and internal swelling that was trapped between my bones

Friday, January 02, 2009

Thank you

Thank you for all your thoughts and advice

For various complications both the police and legal aid are as not helpful as maybe they could be.

I have a lawyer.

I have had offers from help from womans refugee and have a counsellor.

I have also realised how incrediably stupid i am for writing anything in this blog as he knows of it's existance.

Thank you all for caring.........back to cats soon

Sunday, November 02, 2008

In loving memory of NDTTS's


In Loving memory of Shyla, nip dealer to the stars (us)

It all got to much for her and she died on 29th Oct 2008.


We hope she won't mind that we show a photo of her to show you all just how beautiful she was.

We will miss her so much

We all loved her .

Love Mitten, Poppygirl, Tottie, Ms Meezer, Mummy and Tara The Teenage Goddess

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS: Miss Ella Mae, Mitten's love object from afar over the fence is being lovingly looked after by one of her very good friends

Sunday, September 07, 2008

In loving memory of our Orb


Sorry we haven't blogged for so long.
They came back from holiday and things just went from just bearable to unbearable so mummy went to bed because the world as it was, was just to much.

So many bad things happened, the worst was Mummy's nephew comitting suicide ~ we loved him and miss him.

Our Orb got run over about a month ago and died, it hurts us to much to think about these things.

In loving memory of Orb we post photo's of him and the Teenage Goddess when they were kittens together, as the Teenage Goddess has recently turned 20 you can see how long Orb had been in our lives.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

why we haven't bin blogging plus Meriker here they come

Well, to make it short why we haven't bin blogging lately is mum went a bit mad and was to busy doing mad things like clubbing hard, getting botox (best thing ever according to her), spending lots of time partying hard like rock stars with the mungbean (flatmate) swallowing things she shouldn't have, having an inappropiate flirt with a toyboy, nearly getting back with it (x husband) until it stole her phone and found inappropiate flirt texts from toyboy so it ran back to the evil marriage wrecking bitch he left mummy for in the beginning, to help us blog.
but moving on.........................................................................................
only good thing it did was pay for a holiday for The Teenage Goddess so at the moment she has bin to Toyko, Austria, Spain, London, Scotland, Belgium, Berlin, Switzerland Ireland and there must be other places becos she said she had bin to 11 countries BUT THE BEST BIT OF ALL WHICH IS WHAT POPPYGIRL IS SULKING ABOUT BECOS SHE WANTS TO GO IS on Monday Mum is meeting the Teenage Goddess in MERIKER in the town of movie stars, botox and shopping, LA, for 11 days.
oh and plus they are flying to Las Vegas for 2 days at the end
So can any of you sofisticated LA or Las Vegas Merikercan cats give them advice on best and cheapest places to shop, how much and best place for more botox and any thing else exciting they need to know cos they have never bin there before, ever.
Mungbean the flatmate is looking after us but she is going to England to live again before mum and The Teenage Goddess get back but that's ok cos mum's friend is going to cat sit us for 2 days before they get home.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

strange things in the garden

Mummy and i was having a nice quiet time yesterday together gardening - she was listening to classical music on her things that she sticks in her ears and i was just hanging close by mummy admiring flowers + butterflies and things with her when suddenly Poppygirl appeared covered in feathers which were even stucked to her whiskers + paws and every thing then Mitten appeared with a mouse in his mouth and it was carnage and mayhem and destruction then they goed away and it was back to admiring flowers + butterflies and things with her with her again & mummy said 'Tottie, did that just happen?"
very surreal (new sofisicated word the meezer has taught me)
love Tottie

Sunday, November 04, 2007

a break from sadness for a little while

Mitten the Smitten Kitten is young but a genius, rescued as a young skinny kitten with no whiskers from a pet shop , he has achieved 2 remarkable feats already:


1) eating a lot and getting fat
2) his genius artwork.

In this particular work of art Mitten has experimented merging Houghton Bay Bush fusion with mouse and kitchen which is a new theme in his never ending quest for perfection in his artwork.
This is Mittens latest creation, he simply calls it "Death of mouse by Commercialism".





by Mitten (of course)

Disclaimer: The mouse part of my artwork has not been created in any way by human hands but was all done at night by me which is when all genius's do their bestest work - Mitten

Friday, September 21, 2007

Thank you.....



.......for all the kind words, love and purrs.
It has helped us, Mum & The Teenage Goddess so much knowing cats & people care.
The Teenage Goddess has been especially upset because Jupe was her boy, and, even tho' her eyes leaked when she read what every one had written, she felt the support and love from all.
Thank you again

Monday, September 17, 2007

one of our saddest days

We found Juipter's body this morning.
He had been hit by a car.
Rest in Peace Juipter - we all loved you very very much.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Missing

Jupiter has been missing for nearly a week now.
we are all vey worried and sad.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Amazing but true..................................

........................................The Teenage Goddess can speak fluent meezer - honest true, she goes meezer meow to Miss Meezer & Miss Meezer meows back, this goes on for ages , back & forth between the two of them.
yes, amazing but true
love Poppygirl

Sunday, August 19, 2007

long time, no purr

Finally got Mum to help us get on the computer today to blog.
it's bin ages & ages since we have blogged so i have decided to give a update of what has bin happening since we last blogged.

1) Mum's friend has moved in for a few months, her husband left her a week before it left us so they both know what each other is going through so they tend to spend alot of time in the spa drinking wine saying things like " all men are bastard pigs & deserve to die "etc etc, mind you mum's friend is a tad more holistic than mum & is worried about karma , so tends to throw in the odd mungbean comment about the husbands that left to ensure bad karma doesn't come back to bite them or something.
Any way i think it is good for them as they have both cheered up a bit since she moved in.


2) The Teenage Goddess turned 19 - her last year as a teenager, scary, she will need a new name next year when she turns 20 as she won't be a teenager any more!!!!!
She had a party for her birthday and mum and her 2 friends and all of us where banished to the huge bedroom*******

3) Mum got the wall knocked down between her bedroom and the small room at the back which had a lot of stuff in it and has new big doors that Tottie worried were going to be a huge cat flap for huge vishus tabby killer cats.
she now has a *******huge bedroom for all of us and we are now spoilt for choice about which door we can maw outside to be let in and when it is sunny she can leave the french doors open for us to come and go.

4) NDTTS's has had a really really hard time over the last few months which resulted in her having a bit of a breakdown which then resulted in her & mum (&NDTTS's & a few other people) having fallings out - mum is really sad about this and misses her but there is nothing she can do so just has to ride it out.
THE VERY WORST THING ABOUT THIS IS : SHE DOESN'T LIKE US CATS ANY MORE AND WON'T LET ME GO AND SEE MISS ELLA MAE THAT I WORSHIP FROM AFAR OVER THE FENCE and she is threatening to hose us if we come over to her house, we's are very very confused over this as she always letted us come and see her + talked to us lots + let us garden with her + miss ella mae was starting to come over our fence to play wiv us but this has all stopped + we are kinda hanging out for some primo nip !!!!!!!!!
we are hoping when she is well again she will love us again so purrs and headbutts and (trying very hard to) understandings to NDTTS's


5) Tottie is still unsure if mum's friend and miss meezer are vishus tabbykillers in disguise that have snucked into the house to get him but as nothing has happened (yet) along those lines he is starting to let his guard down just a tiny bit.


6) we all love Miss Meezer Minky poo champange rabbit, even tho she is a bit alien looking to us and doesn't have much furs to keep warm like us.
she is such a flirt it doesn't matter who comes to visit us if they puts her in their jackets she goes to sleeps.
here are some photo's of her staying warm


spot the meezer ear




7) Poppygirl gotta a rocking girl blogger award from PoppyQ - Thank you PoppyQ , it is a honour + sorry we took so long to thank you.

love Mitten the smitten kitten

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

sisterly love



I love Miss Meezer now.....
love Poppygirl

Friday, July 20, 2007

AH - this is the life

After a hard day of snoozing by the fire there is nothing like a good paw massage by a teenage Goddess to make you sleep at night......
love Mitten
mmm thats nice
a bit harder on my left paw please
yes lovely, very relaxing thanks

Monday, July 09, 2007

score

After some one whos name we won't mention but starts with J and ends with R sicked up on our cat yoga mats Mum had to wash them but because the weather is so bad she hanged them up to dry by the fire.
being a very helpful boy i camed to help her and look what i founded.........

i smell nip

it is, it is, now which one is it????????????

HA - FOUND IT
got it down

now rabbitkick it to death

again and again and again

primo nip man
love Mitten


Sunday, July 08, 2007

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

winter has really set in & it is getting colder each day so we are spending more & more time in front of the fire.
There was sad news last week, Nan's poodle , Miska, went to the rainbow bridge, she was quite old and getting sicker & sicker & had to be helped on.

Nan is upset about this, but has given Miska's basket to us & i am making full use of it to honour Miska's memory even tho' i am to big for it.

Miss Meezer is very cold because she is little and her fur is not as thick as ours so she spent last evening inbetween The Teenage Goddesses Layers staying very cosy as it was so cold & The Teenage Goddess had about 1 million layers on.
love Mitten
Basketing in front of the fire in Miska's honour

Staying cosy with The Teenage Goddess

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Mitten Worship

When she grows up all she wants to be is to be able to eat a whole plate of chicken necks like me.
Here she is studying my amazing chicken neck eating technique.
Love Mitten

Sunday, July 01, 2007

i don't know about all this by Tottie


Mummy, i really don't like the baby meezer, she looks small but she could be a vishus tabbykiller in disguise, you never know.



you keep saying she just wants to play but i am not sure.....



mmmmmmm. she doesn't look to vishus.....


but better to be safe than sorry i always say so i'll just check & see if the window is open if i have to make a quick escape if need be.....


it's not, mummy let me out, let me out now!!!! the baby meezer is following me



i'll just stay outside cos she's not allowed outside yet


maybe one day i will play with her , when i am sure
love Tottie

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

getting to know Miss Meezer

Well, maybe having another girlcat is not that bad after all, me, Mitten & Miss Meezer played 'vishus cat coming to get you ' up and down the hall today , she stays out of my way by sitting with The Teenage Goddess learning about computers so she can soon blog and tonight she crept into my basket and had a snooze which was quite nice as it is very cold at the moment.
Tottie is still wary but Mum has been putting rescue remedy on his ears in the hope he will calm down soon.


Here are some photo's of her learning to use the computer with The Teenage Goddess & her in my basket.

lots to learn about blogging so paying lots of attention

don't distract her, she is learning with The Teenage Goddess

aaaah, nice basket for two in front of the fire

Love Poppygirl

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

A present for Miss Meezer

Aunty Karen's woolfie called Kendell gave Aunty Karen a present to give to the new Meezer, the new Meezer likes it but i am not sure about this new girlcat!!!
i am the only sexy girl around here and i wanted to keep it that way so i ams reserving judgements for a while and staying in my basket & Tottie is scared of her which is stupid because she is half his size but you know Tottie, he thinks every thing new is a vishus tabby killer in disguise !!!!!!
Mum & The Teenage Goddess think that the new Meezer is to be called Miss Meezer champange rabbit ~ Miss Meezer or rabbit for short.
Here are some photo's of Miss Meezers new toy & me watching from the safety of my basket.
Love Poppygirl






Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Back

Mummy is back, she came home a while ago but was still to sad to help us blog but is now feeling a bit better.

When she was on her travels she bought home a suprize, she bought a MEEZER.
the meezer is only about 4 months old and we all hissed at her for a while but now she is settling
in and just loves the sheepskin rug next to the fire

i have putted pictures & a film up of the meezer, she hasn't got a name yet, are there any other meezers out there that can tell Mummy & The Teenage Goddess the protocal for naming meezers as on her papers all her relatives hav posh names.




enjoying the sheepskin rug & fire


Hanging with The Mitten


a arty photo by The Teenage Goddess



here is a film from The Teenage Goddesss



LoveTottie

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Running away

Mummy is to sad to be at home at the moment so she has runned away for a while & The Teenage Goddess & her friend are looking after us.
Love Tottie

Saturday, May 19, 2007

The Teenage Goddess gets tagged

Munchkin from http://theadventuresofthems.blogspot.com/ has tagged The Teenage Goddess for the memes going around at the moment.
Being a Teenage Goddess is a very time consuming task but we have managed to pin The Teenage Goddess down and here are 7 random facts about her.

1) She is 18
2) She used to like Hot Josh but he likes his human nip to much so she doesn't think he is hot anymore.
3) She is tallish, Blonde & has green eyes
4) Jupiter is really her cat & she likes him the best cos she says he has the most personality.
5) She prays that no one she knows will ever know it is her on the blog because she would be embarrassed that's why she won't let Mum put her photo or name on the blog.
6) She wants a Rottweiller or another tuff type dog
7) She has been on holiday to Bali, Australia, & Thailand ( she loved the shopping in Bangkok best ever) a few times but can't wait to go to Meriky to do what she does best which is SHOP SHOP SHOP until you DROP.

Being a Teenage Goddess she has just got a phone call from another Teenage Goddess so she is going off to do what she loves best, SHOP.

vampire cat

Sometimes Mum calls me vamperalla, vamp or her little vampire bat.


i will shows you some photo's & you can see why, you may have to bigify thems to see why.


love Poppygirl

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Roast chicken for dinner

i am a very helpful cat in the kitchen, when Mum cooks roast chicken for dinner i ams especially helpful to her.
Good hygene is essentual when you are helping in the kitchen, this is me having a good wash before starting to help.
This is me on the kitchen bin waiting for my instructions from the head chef Mum.
i think Mum is very lucky to have a good helper like me on roast chicken night.
love Mitten

Friday, May 11, 2007

Tagged

This is very exciting, we have been tagged by Merlin from http://poiratsandcats.blogspot.com/.
These are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Those who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven bloggin buddies to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog.

Orb:
1) I have been with Mum & The Teenage Goddess since i was born.
2) When i was born i was one of 3 kittens that belonged to Nan, Mum & the baby Teenage Goddess were staying with them for a while & mum didn't want another cat so decided to sort of ignore us but i followed her round all the time, sat on her knee every time she sat down, hopped into bed with her until she gave up & we have been together ever since.
3) If i feel insecure or happy i lick mum.
4) i am a old fella who is 18 & sometimes get confused at night & maw loud cos i have gone the wrong way in the house in the dark.
5) i have some arthritis in my back joints so i have to have a cat pep pill everyday which has NZ green lipped mussel in it which helps me not be so stiff
6) my kidneys are starting to go so i have to have half a heart pill tablet every day, this sounds funny because there is nothing wrong with my heart but the side effects of the pill stop kidneys from getting worse .
7) i always sleep in the bed with mum at night , i sleep just like a bean next to mum with my head on the pillow.

Jupiter:
1) Mum bought me for a present for the Teenage Goddesss when she married the one we don't talk about
2) i always wait until mum is sitting down then i yowl at the door until she gets up & lets me in , then i run out the cat flap & come back and yowl at the door again.
3) i have a good party trick, if you ask me for a kiss i will kiss you, if i don't you just have to tap me on my shoulder & say" excuse me Jupiter, where's my kiss" & then i will kiss you.
4) When i was younger i had feline acne under my chin.
5) sometimes i love you, sometimes i don't.
6) i like to annoy mum by crying outside the window when she is nearly asleep so she has to get out of bed & let me in, then i go out the catflap.
7) i had a big brother boycat called Toc who i loved but he died a few years ago, i miss him still cos we used to wrestle until he got to old & sick.
he was black & 17 when he died.

Mitten the Smitten Kitten:
1) i was called Morb (short for 'mini orb') when i was first gotted, then my name was changed.
2) when i was young they were so worried about me being skinny they tooked me to the vet & the vet said" don't worry , he is a young cat & will grow, he's just lean & mean" & he was right cos now i am a big mancat.
3) i don't like having my back patted but love my ears & chin being scritched.
4) i am a very sociable cat & always join in with any bean activity.
5) i had another home for a very short while but the small boy cut off all my whiskers but one so they took me back to the pet shop where he we don't talk about got me for Mum as a christmas present.
i had a very lucky escape i think. i now have a fine crop of whiskers tho'.
6) when i eat cat biscuits i always take just a few out of the bowl & drop them on the floor & eat them one by one.
7) i talk & chirp lots & when i am deeply asleep in make cute squeaky noises.

Poppygirl:
1)
when you pick me up i don't drape & relax like the others, i have to be held close or my claws come out & i cling.
2) if i am hungry i sit up on my back legs & beg .
3) i have a low mournful cry like a meezer that i use to full advantage if i want some thing .
4) i like to sometimes gently nibble fingers with my front teeth
5) i have a hard sleek muscley body and have shorter fur that is not as soft as the others , a long skinny tail & a narrow shaped face.
6) when people meet me for the 1st time they often ask if i am part siamese.
7) i am sexy.

Teeny Tiny Tottie McTabby:
1) i ams small.
2) i only love & want to be with Mummy , no one else.
3) when Mummy gets up in the morning i talks & talks & talks to her & then when she sits on the human toilet & does wees i sits on her kneee & talks some more.
4) my mummycat died when i was a tiny tiny furbaby, so little i had to be hand feeded with a dropper at the pet shop & was to small to come home for a while after he who we don't talk about boughted me. i comed to live with Mummy 10 days after Poppygirl did & we are about the same age.
5) i am scared of nearly everybody except Mummy & worry all the time, except when i ams with Mummy so Mummy often puts rescue remedy on my ears which helps a bit.
6) i waits until mummy goes to bed then i gets on the bed & sleeps real close to her, i waits to make sure it is mummy in bed not a vishus tabby killer in disguise pretending to be mummy.
7) i loves playing with Poppygirl & Mitten, we all plays & plays lots & i loves snoozing with them by the fire when it is cold as long as mummy doesn't have visitors.

Now we are going to tag:
1) Jack from http://guyzos.blogspot.com/
2) Meg from http://guyzos.blogspot.com/
3) Ginger from http://psharlene.blogspot.com/
4) Garlic from http://psharlene.blogspot.com/
5) Pepper from http://psharlene.blogspot.com/
6) Sesame from http://psharlene.blogspot.com/
& Winter from http://psharlene.blogspot.com/

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Doors

Phew, it is only new doors for thems to come outs the back of the house to their spa pool rather than running around the house to get to it.
i's not worried any more.
.
a picture of the new doors that are where the big hole was that i was worried that could be a giant catflap for vishus monster cats.
love Tottie
PS: Mr Hendrix, Mummy puts rescue remedy on the outside of my ears as she readed that it is absorbed that way just as good as in the mouth , she puts about 4 drops on each ear.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

more things to worry about by Tottie

Mummy caughted me early in the morning & putted rescue remedy on my ears + said 'don't worry Tottie, there is going to be big noises out the back by your hidey hole but it will only be for one day' so i runned away to NDTTS's back yard for the day + when i comed back there was a ginormus hole in the back of the house, i asked Mitten about it because he is a big brave cat who always helps + investigates things but he doesn't know what it is either even tho' he bravely watched .
he thinks it could be a giant cat flap for us but as it is a very big hole + i ams a very small cat i am now worried that vishus MONSTER cats are going to come to live with us.
i ams very worried.
Love Tottie
This is the big hole at the back of the house that may or may not be a giant cat flap for Vishus monster cats that may or may not come to live with us

Monday, May 07, 2007

snoozing




One of the many things i love about The Teenage Goddess is that she always has a messy room & always leaves her drawers open which, as you can see, are a perfect fit for snoozing in.

love Jupiter


It's me, Orb, Daisy, they don't eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, they don't know what the jelly bit is & they say the must confess to eating peanut butter and butter sandwiches too but sometimes eat peanut butter and freash thin apple slices sandwiches.

Munchkin, Missie & Monty , here is a photo of what mum calls a fish slice but The Teenage Goddess calls it some thing else.

Mum says she hopes you love the Pavlova if you try it & to let her know what you think of it & Marmite is just like Vegemite.

Love Orb